Harvard scientists are bringing back Woolly Mammoths, Jurassic Park style

I feel like everyone has seen Jurassic Park.

Or at least one of the 4 movies.

And no, this isn’t sports related.

You know the story.  Humans find dinosaur DNA in a mosquito that’s been preserved in hardened sap.  Humans take that DNA, combine it with another animal’s DNA, and – BOOM – we’ve got a dinosaur.

That was only a movie / novel, until now.

No, they’re not making real dinosaurs (yet), but they are going to create a woolly mammoth (which went extinct 10,000 years ago) thanks to DNA from a mammoth that’s been preserved in ice for 42,000 years in Siberia.

I’m not making this up.

 

Harvard University scientists  – who are set to publish scientific papers in the coming weeks – are using DNA from a woolly mammoth that has been preserved in Siberian ice for more than 42,000 years.

If the two-year plan came to fruition, the woolly mammoths would live in a 20,000 hectare Ice Age safari park created by Russian scientists in a remote part of Siberia

This could also regenerate Arctic climates because they would stimulate the growth of vegetation, the lead researcher has said.

Their ambitious plan involves growing the creature within an artificial womb rather than recruiting a female elephant as a surrogate mother.

The final beast would be a hybrid between an Asian elephant and a mammoth.

Wait a minute.

Isn’t that how they created the Indominous Rex in Jurassic World?  The one that rampaged and ate a bunch of people, etc?

Oh, and if you wanted to know some facts about Asian elephants, check this out:

  • extremely intelligent animals
  • form very strong bonds among themselves
  • have been known to destroy villages as well as crops

That’s just the elephant.  Who knows what the traits of the mammoths are?!

 

Researchers are using a genetic technique called CRISPR-Cas9.

The system allows the ‘cut and paste’ manipulation of strands of DNA with a precision not seen before.

Using this technique, scientists could cut and paste preserved mammoth DNA into Asian elephants to create and elephant-mammoth hybrid.

‘We have already revived dozens of genes and are testing them in elephant cells’, lead researcher Professor George Church told the Sun Online.

‘We are focusing on a reviving mammoth genes and making a mammoth/elephant hybrid and help them spread to vast wild, arctic climates’, he said.

According to Professor Church, these large beasts could even repopulate freezing wastelands.

I see “help them spread” and I immediately foresee something going wrong.

 

I believe it was Dr. Ian Malcolm, in the original Jurassic Park, that said:

“This isn’t some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction.”

Dr. Ellie Sattler, in the same scene, said:

“Well, the question is, how can you know anything about an extinct ecosystem? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? I mean, you have plants in this building that are poisonous, you picked them because they look good, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they’re in, and they’ll defend themselves, violently if necessary.”

 

Something is going to get screwed up here.  Woolly Mammoths went extinct over 10,000 years ago.  Scientists may think they know everything there is to know about creatures from back then, but how in the world could they “really” know?

Basically, what researchers and scientists get from old fossils is an online dating profile.  Oh, the mammoth likes long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, going to funny movies, etc.  The dating profile doesn’t mention “jealous, violent prick” or “doesn’t feel the need to answer the phone” or whatever.

I’ll admit, this is interesting… but I’m expecting something to happen eventually, and I’ll point back to this article for it.


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